... Dio recounts an exchange concerning Elagabalus as well as properly-endowed Aurelius Zoticus: when Zoticus tackled the emperor as 'my lord,' Elagabalus responded, 'You should not call me lord, I am a Woman.' Dio concludes his anecdote by having Elagabalus inquiring his physicians to provide him the equivalent of a lady's vagina through a surgica